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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Harmanddetriment-O-Meter

As luck would have it, my photographer was able to capture the WunHungLo Harmanddetriment-O-Meter being used by the currently very obese Man of God on a beach in the Sydney area.  Obviously concerned for his congregation's welfare, he is ensuring that the harmanddetriment readings for this particular stretch of sand meet with strict PBCC RRT guidelines.  Because there were no topless bathers present and no drowned surfers were washed up, a figure of 17 +/- 5% was recorded, which made it quite acceptable to His Royal Plumpness.







2 comments:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLzYw6ULYw I believe the machine featured in this clip is the same brand as the Harmanddetriment-O-Meter, both appear to work really well.

    A new company Juan Hungara L'eau is being established near Terrassa to market these invaluable products on the Iberian Peninsula and Southern France.

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  2. Blimey, has Mr Bruce been on a diet? He looks as if he's fading away!

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